Quitting UO – Permanently

I will be quitting UO at the end of this week. Permanently. And, to dissuade myself from coming back, I plan on getting rid of all my belongings and houses, deleting all my characters, and getting banned from the service. I have 2 accounts that need to be purged like this. If you play UO, this is your chance to get free stuff from me.

I am open to ideas for getting my accounts banned. So far, Ive come up with 1) page a GM, and when he shows up, cuss him out like crazy and 2) page for a GM asking for help in getting an exploit to work