‘Anti-Christ’ Britney Attempts Suicide

Continuing the train wreck that is her career as of late, Britney Spears has scrawled ‘666’ across her forehead, declared herself the anti-christ, and attempted suicide in rehab.  From News.com.au:

“The ordeal began when she terrified staff by writing the number of the beast on her head and running around the clinic screaming, “I am the anti-christ!”

“The clinic people just didn’t know what to do,” a friend claimed.”